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5~27~2020

Hello, world!
It's been a minute  (or maybe more?) since my last missive. Rest assured...I've been keeping Mami from resting as much as possible!  It's a full-time job, that's for sure!

Hope you all have been making the most of this quarantine situation. I try to get out for a walk twice a day...though...can you technically call it a 'walk' if I'm in the baby carrier? Hey, all I know is baby-wearing should be constant...it's like a never-ending snuggle! 

Anyhow, I figured my fanclub needed to know to look for me in a new weight-class.  Oh yeah! I'm fighting fit these days at 15lbs. 11oz. And let me tell you, now that I've got some heft to back me up, my  "fists of fury" are fierce! (But only when I'm resisting sleepytime!)

Yesterday I took a meeting that should have been an email. Yeah, I know...I've gotta fire my secretary... Had she been a better gatekeeper that  masked assassin  would never have been able to get to me...much less, stab me in the thigh! I informed Mami that she failed me yet again...all this talk of endless love but when the going gets tough...she didn't fling herself into the line of fire at all...just  rocked me gently and sang to soothe me. As if! 

No worries though...you know she's got it coming...cause I've got reflux and a penchant for waking up at all hours of the night! Revenge will be mine!

I've started working on my memoirs as well, with the help of my secretary-turned-stenographer. It's slow going thus far as her command of infant-linguistics is, shall we say, limited... So far, despite all my attempts to train her, she seemingly only understands me when I babble and coo "hello", "okay", and "I love you". As you might guess, that makes the whole "chapter a day" thing quite impossible! I really need to look into my hiring options!

So that's it for now, folks...

Catch ya on the flip side...or, when I wake up!