Hello, world!
Did you miss me?
My ghost-writer has been 'ghosting' me lately (something about post-partum and caffeine-withdrawal and hurricanes...i dunno...) so I apologize for the lack of updates. I know my fan club has been waiting patiently...
Good news...I'm here to deliver!
Coming in hot with the latest from my crib to yours...
Now don't be fooled by the tabloids...this time the gossip is true...a few lucky fans have seen me cruising 'round. In fact, the paparazzi have caught me in action...literally. Yup, you read it here first: I started crawling at just over 4 months. What can I say: places to go, people to see...toys to wrangle!
These days I tend to prefer the 'love them as you leave them' style (you know, backwards crawling) but I've been known to stalk my prey (my favorite toys and my favorite feline and sneak up from behind. My go-to method utilizes the handstand approach...what y'all are doing running around on just two legs, I just don't know...seriously, try the five limb approach...much more balanced if I do say so myself.
Speaking of balance, I've been working on mine..trying to hoist myself up to the great heights my big bro lives in. I've got a mean two-step going these days, with a minor lift assist from Mami.
My papa's been teaching me the ropes as well...we've got a whole routine down. He does the heavy lifting...I do the squealing. Total crowd pleaser!
Ruh-roh...time's up apparently. Mami has that 'bedtime or bust' look in her eye. (Truth be told, I prefer the bust part of that equation...breastfed baby in the house!) I'd better wrap this up before she wraps me up!
Do me a solid and remind my publicist to get my name in the press a bit more frequently, okay?
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