Mister Man: "If I get a spider on me, what would happen?"
Mami: "Well, it could bite you and that would hurt."
Mister Man: "If it bit me, I would get amazing powers."
Mami: "Oh, you mean a spider like the one that bit Spiderman? Those spiders were pretend, honey. That won't really happen."
Mister Man: "Well, then...what would I turn into if the cat bites me?"
All this before coffee? Good morning to you, too!